Here are the new years resolutions of some notable Orange County people;
I resolve to switch to just Jack and Coke instead of Jack and Coke and Vodka and Rum and Gin and Scotch and some more Vodka. -Jennifer McGrath, Huntignton Beach City Attorney
I resolve to keep pretending to be a conservaitve Republican but keep voting the way the county unions want me to vote. -Supervisor Bill Campbell
I resolve to explore a run for state senate until the very end when I decide not to do it and blame Dick Ackerman and leave the Republicans without a decent candidate, again. -Assemblyman VAn Tran
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